Just for posterity, I think I'd better write down what Braeburn wrote for his biography in
The Sound of Music.
This is where he is supposed to write lovely things about himself, how skillful he is as an actor, and the names of all the other productions he has been in. Then bored theater goers can flip through their program and read about the cast while they're waiting for the play to finally start.
I quote:
"Braeburn has lived the majority of his life in Idaho Falls. After a relatively uneventful childhood, he was bullied by his female friends and relations into musical theater.
Although he has forgiven them, most audiences never will.
When he is not busy, he participates in his school choir and mows lawns. Although he is a rather poor actor, he has won several awards as an amateur filmmaker.
He has no ties with the Nazi Party."
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1 comment:
Ha ha! LOve it!
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